Friday, November 18, 2011
Sunday, July 10, 2011
My Guest List plus You Equals Happy Me. The Sequel.
Cover of The ListFrom Benji To You. Whoever You Are.I decided today to write the list. The list of all lists ever listed.
What do I put atop this great List? Do I wear it like a broach or upon my left wrist?
Who shall be upon this list of all lists? A list of all lists if ever there was a list of lists?
Do you guess whats upon my list, oh my list? It isn't anything scary and isn't sun kissed.
Shy away from anything but the best upon my list......
You really want to know what is on my list of all lists?
You. Are on the top my list of all lists.
My Guest List plus You Equals Happy Me.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
409
Random.
I come to you from a place of zen and calm.
I am wore out from my day of non-calm.
Nevertheless I am withering by the candle light tonight.
A flower across the room catches my eye.
It's pretty.
It's just so god damn pretty.
I am also pretty.
At least to me.
And nothing my internet people, is wrong with that.
Monday, April 18, 2011
Benji. Is My Name. Rawr!
i'm an animal. A tiger even. listen to me. rawr. see! A 27 year old fearless yet gay tiger! ;-)
My Guest List plus You Equals Happy Me.
I decided today to write the list. The list of all lists ever listed.
What do I put atop this great List? Do I wear it like a broach or upon my left wrist?
Who shall be upon this list of all lists? A list of all lists if ever there was a list of lists?
Do you guess whats upon my list, oh my list? It isn't anything scary and isn't sun kissed.
Shy away from anything but the best upon my list......
You really want to know what is on my list of all lists?
You. Are on the top my list of all lists.
My Guest List plus You Equals Happy Me.
What do I put atop this great List? Do I wear it like a broach or upon my left wrist?
Who shall be upon this list of all lists? A list of all lists if ever there was a list of lists?
Do you guess whats upon my list, oh my list? It isn't anything scary and isn't sun kissed.
Shy away from anything but the best upon my list......
You really want to know what is on my list of all lists?
You. Are on the top my list of all lists.
My Guest List plus You Equals Happy Me.
Shameless Self-Promotion
Here: http://www.youtube.com/unofficialgagahaus
In my opinion everyone should feel great about being exactly who they are...
look at me, im a gay, white, 27, country bumpkin living in NYC...
i should be a misfit but im not.
i fit in, bc i decided the world has to accept me exactly as i am.
this is my journey of shameless self promotion
every day. yay.
Ode To Facebook by Benji Rutledge
Ode To Facebook by Benji Rutledge
by Benji R Rutledge on Monday, April 18, 2011 at 3:25pm
I was bored. Here you go. lol. enjoy!
Ode To Facebook
by Benji Rutledge
Monday, April 18th, 2011
(pretend this is being read to you)
Dear Facebook, oh, Facebook...Why must I check you while on the john?
Dear Facebook, oh, Facebook...Why can't I resist turning you on?
My iPhone it seems is in cahoots with this so called social network!
Dear Facebook, oh, my Facebook....you're cross-double crossing me I know it!
The paranoia sets in. They're tracking my every move, I'm sure of this.
I am so sure, it's unbelieveable! I can hardly fathom the unbelievability of my sureness!
I'm so scared now I'm shaking! WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY Mark Zuckerberg? Why? Stop.
*a brief pause while the author collects himself*
Dear Facebook, ohhhh, Facebook...I know that Jorge didn't mean to not like your NOTE!
Jorge would Never do that! The jealousy is unending! It's amazing how jealous I am at this!
Dear Facebook, ohhhh, Facebook...Kimball would NEVER not "Like" your link on purpose!
How COULD KIMBALL NOT "LIKE" YOUR LINK! HOW! OH WHY?
Nooooooooooooooooooo! Help Me MYSPACE!
Help me free myself from this EVIL Facebooking!
Help me out oh Friendster! My long lost friendster who nobody ever uses ever!
OR Any other random social network, HELP!!!! I need help getting loose from this!
Dear Facebook, oh, Facebook...
*someone slaps Benji and turns off the computer*
THE END!
(please, hold your applause.....)
by Benji R Rutledge on Monday, April 18, 2011 at 3:25pm
I was bored. Here you go. lol. enjoy!
Ode To Facebook
by Benji Rutledge
Monday, April 18th, 2011
(pretend this is being read to you)
Dear Facebook, oh, Facebook...Why must I check you while on the john?
Dear Facebook, oh, Facebook...Why can't I resist turning you on?
My iPhone it seems is in cahoots with this so called social network!
Dear Facebook, oh, my Facebook....you're cross-double crossing me I know it!
The paranoia sets in. They're tracking my every move, I'm sure of this.
I am so sure, it's unbelieveable! I can hardly fathom the unbelievability of my sureness!
I'm so scared now I'm shaking! WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY Mark Zuckerberg? Why? Stop.
*a brief pause while the author collects himself*
Dear Facebook, ohhhh, Facebook...I know that Jorge didn't mean to not like your NOTE!
Jorge would Never do that! The jealousy is unending! It's amazing how jealous I am at this!
Dear Facebook, ohhhh, Facebook...Kimball would NEVER not "Like" your link on purpose!
How COULD KIMBALL NOT "LIKE" YOUR LINK! HOW! OH WHY?
Nooooooooooooooooooo! Help Me MYSPACE!
Help me free myself from this EVIL Facebooking!
Help me out oh Friendster! My long lost friendster who nobody ever uses ever!
OR Any other random social network, HELP!!!! I need help getting loose from this!
Dear Facebook, oh, Facebook...
*someone slaps Benji and turns off the computer*
THE END!
(please, hold your applause.....)
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